Okay, here it is. Thanks to Betty, such an excellent idea.
These are my answers.
All you have to do is work out what the questions are.
They may or may not be similar to
Betty's questions,
more or less.
But then again, they might not be.
1. Pork scratchings.
2. Armadillos.
3. Orange flared jeans, baggy flowery smock top with long puffy sleeves, long white crotcheted waistcoat.
4. Digestive biscuits with (lots of) peanut butter.
5. Stealing flowers from other peoples’ gardens.
6. A tea-cosy.
7. Walking very fast.
8. Checking my blog for comments TOO FREQUENTLY.
9. It involvied a glass door, toes, wrists and (nearly) arteries.
10. Sheeps’ feet.
11. 14.
12. China.
13. The back of my head.
14. A toothbrush.
15. Otter.
16. “Only in Kenya”
17. Yes.
There may or not be a prize for the winner. Though confirmation of your smart-arse-ness should surely be sufficient reward. Maybe I could commission Betty to write you something.....
I Could Have Been A ...
1 year ago
18 comments:
Ok here goes:
1. nastiest food
2. fave animal
3. first school disco outfit
4. what you eat for breakfast
5. Ever get in trouble?
6.
7. Do you do any exercise?
8. What you do most frequently
9. Worst accident
10. Greatest fear
11. First snog
12. Most exotic holiday
13. Fave part of body
14. What item could you not do without?
15.
16. Have you ever been camping?
17. Are you less limp these days?
hahaha will think later on this letty
Yes, it was a good idea of Betty's.
Your answers are very difficult though.
1.What is your cure for a hangover?
2.What do you call gigantic woodlice?
3.What did you wear for your first date?
4.What did you crave during pregnancy?
5.What was your first brush with the law? - better make sure Boyd doesn't see this, he is missing his crime busting, he might decide it's a cold case or something.
6.What does your favourite hat look like?
7.How do you burn off excess calories?
8.What is your worst habit?
9.Did you ever have a near death experience, if so how?
10.Waht is the strangest thing you have eaten?
11.When did you lose your virginity?
12.Where did you eat the sheep's feet?
13.Do you have any scars? If so where?
14.What one thing could you not survive without?
15.What animal do you think you are most like?
16.Have you ever ridden an elephant?
17.Would you like another drink?
1. What item do my husband's toe-nails most closely resemble?
2. Who would you like to be stranded on a desert island with?
3. What are you wearing in your favourite sexual fantasy?
4. What did you find in your underwear when you removed them yesterday?
5. Quote a line from Jenny Joseph's awful poem 'Warning'
6. With whom is your favourite fantasy?
7. Write down a suggestion for avoiding fart detection.
8. What is your greatest work avoidance strategy?
9. Describe your best ever game as a child.
10. What did you plant in your garden on Saturday?
11. How many Rice Krispies can you fit up your nostril?
12. Where do you find Chinese people?
13. Where is David Tennant hiding?
14. What is your favourite love toy? (Sorry about this one I couldn't help it)
15. When you were filming 'Tarka' - who did you kill with a spade?
16. Do you ever eat rhino?
17. What is the opposite of 'no'?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
This is so much fun, I urge you all to do your own too. All hail to Betty.
Right, scores so far (duplication of answers already given scores nothing) :
Dons, 2 points, questions 9 & 11. Question 9 - the accident was through our bathroom door, stitches for my sister's toes and my wrist - barely missed the artery. I've only recently realised how close I came to death and what it must have been like for my parents.
Trac, pretty close on 1, 2 &. Points if no one else gets closer.
Meg. 2 points, questions 10 and 15. (Otter - would be my totem animal/daemon (Pullman) if I had one. Not often still, sleek, sociable, likes fun in water. Sheeps Feet - in provincial France, not my order, my husband's (on recommendation of good French friend)(Limace friend, actually). Very very tasty but very very very very gluey.
Trac and Betty - extra points for making me laugh so much. (Whose Line is it Anyway scoring here)
Above should read 1, 2 and 16 for Trac - close, no cigar (yet)
Oooh, I wish I had time to have a go at this - still writing essays :o{
but my page looks ok on my puter, what's going on??? i still haven't had time to do your quiz :-(
Betty did you know that Jenny Joseph is Tat's husband's aunty? The one who wrote when I am old I shall wear purple?
Sorry about M being Aries. ;-)
Wendy - 3 points!!
No. 3 - right, actually! tho' its worst, I must admit, from my nearly-47 year old perspective. At the time I was about 14 and probably looked fab.
No. 4 - close enough, a secret pleasure. Has to be secret as M has instructed me to hide any digestive biscuits I might buy, to prevent him from scoffing the lot.
No. 5 - more or less. On the way home when I was about 7, with a friend. (I'm sure she led me on...)
12 - not quite.
Trac - the least likely questions are by far the funniest. No, you didn't get 17. right, that was a late admission on my part, post-dated my quiz. (The question wasn't is CE sexy, either) (or Johnny Depp)
Oh dear. I had no idea my sidebar had slipped! Can anyone else see it?
I'm so glad that I have bought so much fun inventing this game. I can't wait until you've all done it.
:)
Sorry to have offended the aunty. Oops. I suppose Tats will let me off because it is still the nation's favourite poem...
Hi I'm back! And I've missed loads! This meme and it's comments is hilarious!
This is too complicated for now. Too tired. It looks fun though. I will work it out tomorrow and have a go.
Ah Rambling is back, I see. That's good.
Your blog looks fine to me :-)
this is too rich!
i am brain dead this evening so will have to devise questions later.
No, I can't see your bit on the side either!
Well, you got 9% more than me.
I was going to try to do one of these meme things but it's actually harder than it looks isn't it?
I found it hard to get going - but once I did, it was hard to stop!
(which could be a clue to one of my questions, actually!)
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