Sunday, June 11, 2006

Reincarnation

Quiet in blogland at the moment, isn't it? (or are you so pissed off with Blogger that you've just given up?)

Maybe you, like me, have been getting pink lying like a beached whale relaxing in the garden, ignoring housework spending time with friends/family, guzzlingdrinking Pimms / G&T / Cava / wine / beer (delete as applicable).

I'll even admit to watching some football on Saturday.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I blame my sister.
It was all downhill after the first 4 minutes though.


I have however found time to search for an answer to one of the most basic questions of life - who was I in my previous existence? Here it is:


Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North China around the year 1700. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - politics, business, religion, housekeeping. You could have been a leader.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.



Well, could have been worse......
Find out who you were, and let me know.

I'm sure the fine animals were armadillos - and here is Armadillo No. 27 - sunburnt dillo?










22 comments:

Calamity Tat said...

Bronze-a-dillo.......

Calamity Tat said...

Poo-tit-bum-bum-dillo

ramblingwoman said...

He looks like a chocolate armadillo! But he would be melting if he was!

How does handling fine animals in China make you a potential leader? You therefore should have been Ghengis Khan! (LG would have liked that!)

How's the trellis?

grumpy old woman said...

Ahhh, don't forget the factor 25 for poor, wee armadillo next time!

Thanx for the past life thingy - I too was male but from way, way back.

Loving this weather .....

~(:o})=

euro-trac said...

Good Morning!

I'm a laydee...I was born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 750. My profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.

(Temple dancer?? hehehe)

I'm sane, practical and have no spiritual consciousness.

I must now distribute feelings of love and happiness to all people!
****
I haven't changed much really - bloody old hippy! :o)
xx

euro-trac said...

From where I'm sitting, all your side bar stuff has slipped down!

Too many of these little babies, I think!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:o)

lettuce said...

Yes, I thought the !!!!! would cause trouble. Thanks for the warning.

Spreading love and happiness - sounds about right! "Sane" tho??? I can see you as a temple-dancer, Trac. hehehe

Kitty said...

Strange test. I was a road and bridge builder living in India 1000 years ago. I tried to copy it but only this bit came out:

Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to learn to understand other people and to meet all difficulties of life with a joyful heart. You should help others by bringing them a spirit of joy.

My Old Man's a Dustman eh?

I think I'd rather go temple dancing with Trac.

euro-trac said...

Yes... come temple dancing with me! I will be spreading love and happiness and you will be bringing the spirit of joy!

TBH - I'm not sure what temple dancing actually is (maybe it'll all come back to me)

Perhaps we should just go up the pub instead!? :o)

lettuce said...

Well I've got the same lesson to learn as you, Le Chat - maybe we really are twins?

I'll bring my spirit of joy to the pub too.

euro-trac said...

The spirit of gin might be nice! :o)

Kitty said...

Oh yes, let's all just go down the pub. It'll be confusing of course what with Lettuce and I being identical twins separated at birth, but hey, think of all the joy we could spread and after a few bevvies Trac and I can put down a little hat on the floor and temple dance for the public.

Did you turn into a werewolf last night, then twin sister?

lettuce said...

Well I did wake up feeling suspiciously tired this morning and I've hardly been hungry ALL DAY.....

wendz said...

Born in Greece around 775...sailor or shoemaker...wtf???...You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking...(true)

Help the lonely...(bwah ha ha...me? I need help man...)

euro-trac said...

It won't be confusing for me to go to the pub with identical twins because I'll be able to tell the difference...

One of you will have forgotten to put on a bra!

cream said...

I was a female in my last earthly incarnation. Born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1675.

Must've wished I'd come back as a man...What a bloody letdown!

What the hell is temple dancing?

Molly Bloom said...

I was just about to say that the armadillo looked like chocolate. Can I eat it anyway? Lovely.

ramblingwoman said...

Here's mine:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Turkey around the year 1225. Your profession was that of a designer, engineer or craftsman.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is the development and expansion of your mental consciousness. Find a good teacher and spend a good part of your time and energy on learning from his wisdom.
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Do you remember now?

ramblingwoman said...

That'll be the tennis lessons then!

As for spy thing - I'm just plain nosy!

Anonymous said...

So, Lettuce, do you recognise me from this?

I don't know how you feel about it but you were female in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central India around the year 1200. Your profession was that of a philospher and thinker.

Brief psychological profile: Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange (!)

The lesson your past life brought to present incarnation: Your main task is to make the world more beautiful. Physical and spiritual deserts are just waiting for your touch. Keep smiling.

I think I'll just give up now!!!

lettuce said...

Thats very mean, anonymous, given that I don't think I knew you in your previous incarnation. I've some ideas...this could fit with a couple of people I know! (this time around, obviously) you must give me more clues....

Calamity Tat said...

Hi Letty, sorry i didn't get back to you, talked to guy about the camera and we wont take it, will get a cheapie to tide us over until we can decide prper job like!must do this thing you've got on this post...i am sure I will be royalty!